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@PocketPandaa What Miss Stacey seems to keep forgetting is that I am a mortician, not an M.D.
@PocketPandaa I got just the guy to help! Doctor Mr. who’s name I can’t remember!
@PocketPandaa Then why do you have such creepy little paws? Put on, like, an awesome giant claw, and a lobster pinch! Then attach two more arms that are robot arms so you can still, like, wipe.
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