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A roundmission for @ung_wurm, featuring a character by @nolemgren!
Ever the forward-thinking ham, Vivien is spending a year huge for tax purposes.
The proceeds of which will go towards updating the sizes of his wardrobe and home floorplan.
Porkmission for @Adeerabel!
As team-based hero shooters fall out of popularity, the next new hotness appears to be eating contests!
Roadhog appears to have a rather unfair advantage, despite having to re-secure his mask in between helpings!
A sodamission for @TeacynHips!
It is a darned shame that one can't ingest soda pop AND burp at the same time.
Teacyn, however, has a solution!
Well, it's certainly intimate! Though it'll probably take a while for Nambi to get clean...
Eh, he's fine.
Widemission for @RitzBeretta!
You'd think a world-renowned cook like Glyn would have a more refined palate, but even he can't resist the allure of carnival food, and in exorbitant amounts!