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Demons never get hungry, as they get their nutrients from the pain and suffering of humans. Now that Baphomet is an angel, he has a sudden urge to eat.
Baph has to rub his belly! Unsurprisingly, he doesn't want to do such a gross thing.
Since angels don't drink alcohol, Baphomet's next test is to break all of his beer bottles.
There's nothing Baphomet likes more than sitting on the couch while drinking beer and watching cable news all day.
Terry first realized that he was gay the first time he laid his eyes upon that sexy badass Beelzebumon.