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Do you speak Spanish? If not, do you mind learning real quick? Summer is now en español: https://t.co/kmoHXBummf
My man has a big ol' head full of art and facts and goofiness and kindness... I love him so much!
Tired of waiting for Disney to give us a gay prince? This new book should tide you over: https://t.co/zAokDjjIjF
Help! Andreas and I are trapped in the Phantom Zone! 👻 Superman caught us doing naughty stuff to each other. 🙈
You've got a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other. Who ya gonna listen to?
😈 😐 👼🏼
The entire Something Like... series is on sale, and Summer is FREE! Whaaa? https://t.co/vv4IGHmXEt Tell everyone! 😁