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Redesign and re-up of the January 2021 issue of Reptiles magazine, featuring our wonderful First Lady who totally isn't a cold-hearted and cold-blooded lizard person.

@realDonaldTrump More Fake News! Not only was Melania featured on last June's cover of Reptiles magazine, she was their runner-up for Reptile of the Year! SAD!

https://t.co/1vvX3CJKTD

"Do anything fun this weekend?"

"Nothing too exciting. Made a turkey though."

"Oh yeah?! Do you have a fancy recipe?"

"Nah, just the usual—construction paper, marker, a dash of tape, and a dollop of glue."

(More from the fishbowl.)

Are you my pussy landlord?