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I'M FINDING CAT HAIR EVERYWHERE AND ITS BECOMING OVERWHELMING
I FEAR I TOO MAY BE CAT HAIR...
ANYWAYS HAVE A BUFF NIGHT EVERYONE. DRINK YOUR PROTEIN AND NEVER SKIP GLUTES DAY
I DON'T WANT CLOUT
I WANT ANTI-CLOUT
IF ANYONE FEELS LIKE THEY NEED TO SUCK UP TO ME TO BE WORTHY OF MY ATTENTION OR SUPPORT I HAVE FAILED AND I THINK ACCOUNTS THAT OPERATE THAT WAY ARE NOT SWOLE
GOOOOOD MUSCULAR MORNING FLEX FRIENDS 💜💪
I HAVENT COUGHED ONCE TODAY YET, IS THIS... THE END?! CAN I THINK ABOUT THE GYM AGAIN SOON?!
DONT FORGET TO GET ENOUGH PROTEIN TODAY!! 😠💪
BEING A VTUBER IS WILD BECAUSE IRL FRIENDS CAN'T SUDDENLY CHANGE THEIR NAME, APPEARANCE, AND SPECIES OVERNIGHT
GOOOOOD MUSCULAR MORNING FLEX FRIENDS 💜💪
TODAY I WILL LEAD US IN PRAYER TO THE GAINZ GODS
"DEAR GAINZ GODS. PLEASE SUPPLY US GAINZ TODAY, AND DO NOT DENY US GAINZ TODAY"
AMEN
DONT FORGET TO SAY "NICE GLUTES GAINZ GODS" 🙏😔
MAYBE IT'S NOT A GOOD THING, BUT MY GOAL HAS ALWAYS BEEN TO BE THE RATATA OF VTUBERS
EASY TO FIND WHEN YOU NEED ME, SUPER ACCESSIBLE, HOPEFULLY USEFUL, AND 0% INTIMIDATING
BEING THE LEGENDARY JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT
GOOOOOD MUSCULAR MORNING FLEX FRIENDS 💜💪
COVID DAY 10: GIVE IT UP FOR DOUBLE DIGITS!!! WHY DO I BOTHER STAYING HEALTHY OF MY BODY WONT DEAL WITH THIS BS ANYWAYS
ANYWAYS, HAPPY HUMP DAY!!
IF YOU COULD MARRY A BENCH PRESS, WOULD YOU?? 💍👀
GOOOOOD MUSCULAR MORNING FLEX FRIENDS 💜💪
COVID DAY 6: THE WORST PART IS NO LONGER THE ILLNESS, ITS THE ANNOYANCE AT CONSTANT POSITIVE TESTS AND LACK OF IMPROVEMENT
ALSO HOW THIS HAPPENED THE MOMENT I WENT HOME AND ALSO ALL OF MY SCHEDULED CONTENT BROKE 🙄
MOOD: MADGE >:(
GOOOOOD MUSCULAR MORNING FLEX FRIENDS 💜💪
COVID DAY 4: I THINK I'M ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE 75% BETTER, I HOPE THE END IS IN SIGHT
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
YOU'RE GONNA BE STUCK SEEING MORE OF MY ✨GORGEOUS ✨ FACE FROM NOW ON