Jess 🍉さんのイラストまとめ

Ah, well. They're all safe.

Tommy watches Hannah Montana.

Don't worry, gents.

#LoveIsland

*sees kid*
*Kid picks nose and eats it*
Me:

Mum on train: look out the window, you can see your school!

Her 5 year old: look there's the playground! AH SICK!

Woman: I know you from somewhere
Me: oh okay?
Woman: yes I've seen you on the bus
Me: I don't use the bus?
Woman: no! I know you. You're on the bus. I know your bag.
Me:

Wow I feel like absolute dog shit today

Starting my first Meat-Free Monday today.

Made a Vegetarian Chilli Con Carne for dinner last night. Was really good actually!

Patient: how old are you?
Me: 26
Patient: no ways! I thought you were 36 / 37!
Me:

Best believe I nearly missed my train because I refused to leave the stall in shame

My dumbass tried to flush it again and

Boyfriend's part 1 of "make Jess feel less sad" day:

Pancakes at @BillsRestaurant