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Anyway, stick around and you might occasionally see me tweet more than just shitposts
"Behind them also naked stood the judge. He was holding leveled at them the bronze barrel of the howitzer. The judge had the cannon under one arm and he was holding a lighted cigar over the touch-hole."
Cmmssn done for @Amuys6 of a scene from the Blood Meridian novel
Me and my boyfriend now have matching revolvers in Ultrakill
He's got the golden gun 💕
And I got the silver gun 💖
*Vinyl scratch sound effect*
"Yep, that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up fighting big scary robots. Well let's go back to the beginning shall we ?"
*Video tape rewinding sound effect*
"Woah woah not that far back, wait are we still doing this? Alright erhm erhm."
"So let me get this straight. I'm somewhere that's not what I would call Home... I'm seeing FREAKING MECHS. And, oh yeah, I'm talking to an ALIEN. Yeah ok that is something I do know... I do swordfighting, slice jacked up robots with tits, I'll probably rocketjump next... 🤪"
Surprise drawing for my boyfriend @BJH2K01 of his DnD Tabaxi Paladin Vophri :]