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Hello, I feel sick and terrible and sore all over and my brain isn't working, but I did update my profile picture to something I actually like, so that's nice! Doing art is nice. Gonna go expel more snot now.
@daisy_razor The nice thing about having such cartoonishly distinctive features I suppose is that cartoons of me are usually uncannily accurate.
I don’t know if you guys can tell if Bear’s mad at me for putting him back in the cage or not, as always he’s the master of emotional subtlety.
I thought I could get away with eating some pretzels without sharing. Don’t worry, the youth have called me out on my problematic behavior.
We spent a VERY long time anxiously sniffing to make sure “ziti” was not human for “secretly blueberry in disguise”.
@TabloidArtHist Wanderer above the Sea of Fog by Caspar David Friedrich // Rey in the Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker trailer
GUYS, I commissioned @emilyliuwho to draw me and the boys and it is the BEST DRAWING THAT HAS EVER BEEN DONE. Look how handsome my children are!!!!
Because I know Twitter cares about one thing, here are some Extremely Good Dogs from the Philadelphia Museum of Art.