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a post for all the single ladies, and the unemployed ones
https://t.co/CpGoY2HdDe
New @SubstackInc on the dramatic history of the pencil featuring hot facts like: the iconic yellow colour of a pencil was inspired by the Koh-I-Noor yellow diamond!
https://t.co/QLOkJ5PSmY
New @SubstackInc on the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come and how we think about the past and the future: https://t.co/SlvTpK4hKV
Holiday discount! I’m offering 20% off yearly subscriptions for my newsletter bringing it down to 40 bucks a year / $3.33 a month. Tomorrows post has hot gossip about animals, one day I’ll share my original summer camp pitch bible. Unmissable content ❤️🐻https://t.co/K2EVlerBtA
Did you know that if you subscribe to Slow Motion Multitasking as a Founding Member, I will send you an original 4 x 6 drawing in the post! Perhaps you could give it to someone as a gift for the holidays?? Or as a gift to yourself, for the holidays! https://t.co/j59H5iiL3b
It's getting colder, so I wrote my new substack on hibernating during periods of grief. https://t.co/Hbhy7sIj8r
I know I said it might be sporadic but you're likely to receive one every 45 minutes or so. First proper Substack about existential boredom out now! https://t.co/KHvdBAqGAE
You can now buy my illustrations on Society 6 as prints, cutie sweatshirts and sometimes cutting boards: https://t.co/6gcAsULkKQ