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Today's episode: "The tale of two flippers"
M and F bought each an ape today with the intention to flip it. M paid 44.2 (+ gas) while F paid 50 for his. Then they list them immediately, M for a profit of 0.3 ETH without fees and F for +21 but added a sprinkle of patience. Be an F
From minting night, I kept only ape #1417 as he was my rarest (251) but not necessarily my favorite. I just gave him the M2 serum and as of now @raritytools states the result is #47 of MAYC, but beyond that I am thrilled about the looks. Investment 4 months ago: 0.08 ETH. INSANE
@dagg3rhigh Agree with your haiku.
Beards are kind of weird in mutant robots IMHO. Look at my 2 bored unshaven pipe mutants... One looks like the most powerful yeti with that beard, while the other feels like Robocop just fucked Chewbacca. I love the second one anyway 😊
Me before MAYC: I would never buy a crazy eyes ape even if my life depended on it.
Me today: I urgently need to liquidate stuff so I can buy a floor crazy eyes ape, then spend 20E in an M2 serum and mutate it ASAP.
Crazy eyes were never ugly, they were just ahead of their time.
I turned my toddler's beautiful, fun, innocent ape into this grotesque abomination with an M2 serum. The eyes are actually hearts. My wife no longer speaks to me...
(P. S. my toddler, the mutant and I are considering running away tonight)
3AM, I am drained AF. Need to sleep and digest all that happened today. This is my trippy admiral in M1 and M2. I don't know what to think, but I will sell the bundle one day for freaking 5000 ETH.
What if #MAYC serums come with specific traits that can only be injected into apes with those traits (not necesarily yours), however, 4T apes are so pure that they can receive any serum?
4T 🚀
@BoredApeYC
@domain @boredapebot beautiful!!! I love the Prussian army apes, specially the well dressed ones.