Junkyard Samさんのイラストまとめ

I'm not sure how this happened,
And neither is this peep:
A beach vacation for his wife
That he bought on the cheap.

He wanted to surprise her,
So this is what he got.
Turns out his wife prefers a beach
With water over not.

He sits up in his teacup with his hands wrapped 'round a porg,
Thinking up new ways to join forces with the Borg.
To eradicate the Rebels by infecting them with spores,
And assimilate the hive mind to become one with the Force.
#StarWarsJediFallenOrder

Dropping bombs on people's moms...
All because he's mad that his own mom named him "Tom."
He overreacted but there's more to explain, though-
Keep in mind the fact that his last name is "Aito."

Have no fear! I haven't lost my head-
I have it right here.
And my neck has a hole where you can pour the beer.
So do me a favor, dear.
Pour it in with a cheer.

"You think your car's cool? Well mine is better than yours.
My car is so fly it doesn't even have doors.
You can't show ME up - the girlies know what's up,
When they see me roll up in my Speedy Teacup."

If I had one wish I would ride on a fish.

If MF DOOM was a fox, he’d pro’ly steal a kid and lock it up in a box. But not to do it harm... More to save it from a life of working on a farm.

He’d do that kid a favor. He would save her. Just what you would expect from a friendly rapping neighbor.

"Standing on a cube with nothing more to do than for us to wait in queue
for a chance to use the loo."

"Jungle Cat" Drawn with a Pilot Falcon SEF using Platinum Carbon Ink and painted with Holbein watercolors.

"Quick, Stop the Bully Drop!" v2.0, redrawn and colored with Holbein watercolors, 9"x12".