“No, I think you mean A Librarian, they’re my cousin, not A Librarian, who I don’t think I’ve met.”
I think I’ve forgotten if A Librarians have pointy ears or not.
A Librarians are highly resistant to true name-based magic because they all have the same name.
“Welcome to the Darkspire! Unless you’re here to vanquish me or something, the shelves are open to you. Do not harm each other, do not harm the books. You don’t want to know what happens if you do! Feel free to ask an attendant if you have a question.”