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Mom: I scheduled an online meeting with someone to help you with your Japanese.
Me, slighly nervous:
I can't help but think this is a Seikihei Monogatari reference...kinda. One of the characters in that has roses in his machine soldier cockpit.
"What are you going to do, shoot me?" -man who was...
wait, I made this joke in the Star Driver stream...
"What, you egg?"
<He is stabbed>