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Go ahead, make fun of Bidoof. This fuzzy dipshit. This ridiculous fluff-fuck.
But remember that unless you're equipped with your own weaponized turtle or mutant lizard when you enter that tall grass this chubby little doofledork can headbutt you to d e a t h.
And it will.
...
I would eat a cone of this.
I'd *hate myself after*, but I'd eat a cone of this.
Hollow Knight is a perfect mixture of difficult and exhilarating that keeps me rushing its bosses over and over without any sense of dread or anger.
The movesets, the character designs, the patterns, the animations, the responsive controls. God, what a beautiful game.