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THIS IS WHEN I PUT MY KIDS TO BED. It would be nice if I came back to 750 people supporting this project. Even better— it would be VERY nice!
YOU'RE a very nice person, aren't you? Don't worry— I won't tell anyone. Just click https://t.co/XjkyCkBqRW. It'll stay Our Secret.
$79 FROM $27,000!!!
That means we're only $79 away from an EVEN STEVEN Origin Story written by @MarkWaid!
I gotta go put the kids to bed. Someone please put THIS to bed while I'm at it!
It's for the good of mankind, people.
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ARE MY GOGGLES SEEING THIS RIGHT?
Only TWO Backers away from 700?!?!
Maybe if I blink hard a few times (and YOU support IMPOSSIBLE JONES) my vision will clear to see a much less eye-straining 700…
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LOOK INTO MY HYPNO-GOGGLES! Look DEEPLY!
You will go to https://t.co/XjkyCkBqRW! You will support the new IMPOSSIBLE JONES comic! You will share this post and tell your friends!
You will be glad you did!
EIGHT DOLLARS and we break the $25,000 mark!
EIGHT DOLLARS!!!
You put us over the top, you get the Fame and Ovation of the World Forever! Seriously!
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LESS THAN $100 TO HIT $25,OOO!
Why, that's just a couple backers! That person over there and… YOU!
IMPOSSIBLE JONES. CAPTAIN LIGHTING. SECTION ZERO. EVEN STEVEN solo story.
Just sayin'.
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A MILLION YEARS AGO I started a series of IMP-Prints where IMPOSSIBLE JONES "teamed-up" with other characters. Like Bill Walko's smart & funny HERO BUSINESS.
There's a new HERO BIZ KS running right now! https://t.co/NHHCeZqNoM
There's also a new IMP KS! https://t.co/XjkyCkBqRW
GET THEE BEHIND ME, 666!
This is a devil of a number of backers to have! YOU can change all that by supporting the IMP/LIGHTNING comic (guest-starring SECTION ZERO) and be an inspiration to IMP fans everywhere!
Yes— YOU!
Click it to earn your angel wings: https://t.co/XjkyCkBqRW
SUNDAY MORNING WAKE-UP CALL!
I know we all want to just relax and take it easy, but how can I when we're ONLY $60 AWAY FROM $24,000?!? Which means $60 away from all backers getting a FREE CAPTAIN LIGHTNING CHIBI STICKER!
Let's do that— THEN we can relax!
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$35 SHORT OF $23,OOO!??!
This is killin' me, folks! I'm dyin' here! Someone support the IMP/LIGHTNING comic and put me out of my misery! (Meaning: past the $23K mark!)
Maybe someone like YOU! Whattaya say?
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The pain– it's worse than the sciatica, I tell ya!