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Device-level access control: a useful feature on a router.
A button on the user interface that blocks network access from all wired and wireless devices, including the device you're using to click the button: much less useful.
Accidentally clicking that button:
#TFTuesday Trickster Tip: Explosives can be a creative and fun way to spread transformative agents!
Supplementary Trickster Tip: Don't use too big of an explosive for this!
Important Disclaimer: I was nowhere near that mysterious crater.
Innocent foxyote by @WizLicos .
This computer is not working properly. I have followed all the correct troubleshooting steps. I therefore conclude that this is all the computer's fault.