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Loyal servant Ruprecht is working on a long overdue birthday gift. It was supposed to be done last year. But last year we didn't have the advanced whipping tools.
Minimalist expressions.
For some odd reason the bottom right is the face most people in my dungeon make. They should cheer up. I just got new iron maidens. They're pink inside and have a flower pattern on the spikes. So lovely.
Loyal servant Ramsay is almost done with the portrait. Seems like the newly installed lava pits are working nicely as encouragements.
My loyal servant Rush is working on a portrait of one of our beloved demonic overlords. His fashion sense is divine.
Servant Rex is working on a portrait for over a year now. He says the whipping broke his hands. Proof that the whipping wasn't strong enough
Loyal servant Ramsay is working on a portrait of Arturo, the royal flycatcher. He likes campfires and to start them with explosives.
Almost done. My servant Robert is still working on that collaboration. But new bullwhips just arrived. Should speed up his progress.