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"Krampus Is Stuck"
He tried to steal from this home but he got stuck in the chimney.
"Mew Offers Hot Chocolate"
Mew: Oh, hello just what to offer some hot chocolate to you if you like some.
"Vaccine Shot"
Got my covid vaccine shot today and now my arm is sore... ouch.
"Thanksgiving Dinner Or Dessert"
Do the what Thanksgiving dinner or just go right to the dessert? *winks*