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// y'all wtf don't prAISE ME I WAS PRAISING YOU GUYS
YOU'RE ALL SO SOFT ILU https://t.co/ikEvezMDgU
"I hope you kitty cats are ready..."
She sprits the spray bottle menacingly.
"...cuz we're about to unleash something a little shocking."
@MadMerryMags SHE DRAWS HER SPRAY BOTTLE, AND SPRITS HIM IN THE FACE.
"I've been training for years."
GONE ARE THE TIMES WHERE US FELINES ARE RIDICULED AND THREATENED WITH SPRAY BOTTLES.
NOW /YOU/ ARE THE FELINES, AND I AM THE MASTER.
@HellishSmiles She has half a salami in her mouth, chewing gratefully...
Before spitting it out in a splutter.
"WH—"
@taberdoodle //My heart skipped many beats thank you lovely!!💚💚💚💚 I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS!!!