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@misstojowo Amazing! Thanks for tuning in, expect much moooooore!
@misstojowo Only at Big Bill's Hells, the only dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF!
Hurry up, ASSHOLE!
This event is the minute after you write us a check.
And it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!
GO TO HELL! Big Bill's Hells Cars, the most meanest sonsabitches! GUARANTEED!
@misstojowo . . .
Take a hike to Big Bill's Hells, HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING!
That's right, CHALLENGE PISSING!
How does it work? If you can piss 16ft in the air straight up, you get no down payment!
Don't wait, don't delay, DON'T FUCK WITH US!
OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!
@misstojowo Bring your wife, we'll fuck her! That's right, we'll FUCK YOUR WIFE!
Because at Big Bill's Hells, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!
@BUGS_FUKAWA If she wants to... Sure...
[ Chiaki's too tired to understand the implications of all this. ]
Yep, I'm /very/ tired.
[ Obviously lying just to get in Tenko's bed. ]
@BUGS_FUKAWA Okay... Thanks Tenko...
[ She didn't even acknowledge what Tenko was trying to get at. ]