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I hope everyone had a very nice Chinese Lunar New Year the other day!
It's the Year of the Boar! Also something strange happened when I read my fortune from a cookie @TillionMaia (🎨) gave me.
*Sniff* Does anyone else smell bacon? Ham? Porkchops?
No? Just me then!
"Milk. It makes the body grow!"
Well at least mine does! I mean, milk coming from a BIG slab of beef like me MUST be good for you, right?
Drawn by my sweet @MReptyle
He thinks I look good with nip rings, do you agree?
Also, he's doing commissions! Go ask him for beef!
Since you've all been SUCH good boyes this year, I will even throw in the bonus version!
What's the bonus? I'm completely unwrapped. No wasted paper, no sticky tape, no surprises. Just pure Christmas beef!
Hey everyone!
Espada would like to remind you all to celebrate #WorldOtterDay with care and respect.
Also, you are free to come challenge him in the ring to see just how powerful and tough otters can be!
@thicc_otter And for those wondering where the cream filling is, I found it!
While you students are about to enjoy a break from the books, don't forget that us professors do the same!
Gonna miss private tutoring sessions, though...See you all next year for a new semester of hard learning!
Especially you @oikthik boys!
(Art by @boosterpang)