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Jake's grandma was wearing a *blue* dress when she was culled, she was a blue beauty
@ArtistFailure You are so uncultured. Go watch The Odd Life of Timothy Green, it's basically a documentary about how children are made
Number 15, Dad's homemade foot cake
The last thing you want in your birthday cake is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that may be exactly what you get
So... recently I found there's lost media related with Homestuck
Meet SBARG. A Homestuck ARG made in October 2012
https://t.co/k3rUNThoYQ
Make a contract with him to get god tier powers