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@LuminaryJush YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY SECOND FORM, YOU'RE DOOMED NOW
@LuminaryJush NO, I MUST HAVE OBAMA ASS ALL TO MYSELF, THE THOUGHT OF THAT CHOCOLATE DELECTABLE ASSHOLE IS FILLING MY MIND, AND I WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE IT FROM ME
@LuminaryJush Oh.... my penis is expanding at the thought of Obama Ass.
Well, this sure is interesting, after escaping that horrible place, now I'm here in some kind of office with a window to a white padded room? Is that a paintbrush with a lightbulb and paper fan down there?
[He stared silently down at his notes, shuffling through each page. he continued running his fingers through the files, trying to figure out which experiemnt he wanted to revise. he had gone through them all so many times, he just wasn't sure what to do at this point.]
HOLY CRAP! #HajimeSharted2TheShartStrikesBack Hajime's shart came out of the toilet and began flying at him and started beating him up, now he's covered in shart and it smells REALLY BAD!
Hey guys, go follow @rob0tfucker, they're close to 100, and we should get them there for sure!