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@mlp_PieShimmer Unikitty: Ah! Starlight! *she threw the orb out the window, but luckily (or unluckily) Starlight didn’t see it*
@mlp_PieShimmer Unikitty: *she finds a gold orb in the drawer* Oooh~! Pretty~!
*she was unaware that Starlight had walked in*
@sbarra_anthony Dylon: That means the secondary main character.
@sbarra_anthony Dylon: And our Lachlan isn’t either, surprisingly. He’s the deuteragonist.
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Dylon: I wouldn’t get too attached to me, Applejack. I’m only one of the tritagonists in the game I come from.
@mlp_PieShimmer Rainbow Dash: Almost as funny as you, little buddy!
@Italiobas Gilda: Heh, Unikitty went Mama Bear on that fake dingo dweeb! *playfully nudged the crusaders* Am I right, girls?
@Italiobas *she uses her anger to whack Evil Lachlan all the way over the horizon*
Unikitty: Whoa... I’m stronger than I thought I am...
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *he looks into it* ...*giggle* You’re so jumpy, it’s just Unikitty relaxing with a full stomach, probably after she and I pigged out at the Las Pegasus buffet. *he doesn’t know what really happened*