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@sbarra_anthony Unikitty: *panting* I had a nightmare that the pony races were divided against each other, and a new evil alicorn killed Mom and the others...!
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: *hugs him with her wings* C’mere buddy.
Lachlan: *he cries as the girls huddle in a group hug for him*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: It’s just... you girls are my only friends! And I keep having thoughts about you having a fight so bad that you’d split up and forget all about me... I don’t know what I’d do without any of you... *light sobbing*
@sbarra_anthony Fluttershy: *bawling* I don’t know, but our arguing must’ve literally broken Lachlan’s huge yet fragile heart, and it killed him!!
Lachlan: *keeps up the act*
@sbarra_anthony *his act is incredibly convincing too, usually he keeps up this act until the girls almost cry, but on rare occasions like this one, he’ll wait until the girls have cried for ten seconds*
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*Once when the Mane Six were arguing, Lachlan just straight up played dead*
@Italiobas Blister: Gee... Locust never hugged me before...
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: It was just a voodoo doll I found while helping Rainbow Dash clean her place.
Discord: That explains it.