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@sbarra_anthony Discord: If he wasn’t, I wouldn’t be this calm, come listen to him.
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *superhero landing* And guess who’s back, baybee!
@sbarra_anthony Unikitty: Oh no! Even the big bad Wolf doesn’t deserve this! Wolf, quick! Climb back up!
*too late*
@sbarra_anthony Discord: Or maybe I could turn the tables on him! *he opens his mouth at the bottom of the chimney*
Lachlan: Hehehe, he’ll never see me coming! ...Hm, this chimney seems longer than I thought, I can’t see the bottom...
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: ...In time for... what?
Angel: Oh, I expected the ladies to be back now. But next time you shrink down, I’m definitely getting my delicious revenge on you... *chuckle*
Lachlan: *Unikitty picks him up gently like a LEGO minifigure* Yeah, in your dreams, fluffbutt!
@sbarra_anthony *he puts Lachlan down*
Lachlan: *whew* Thanks Angel!
Angel: Thank Unikitty, not me. She reminded me of the time you saved my life.
@sbarra_anthony Unikitty: ANGEL, NO! You wouldn’t do that to the puppy who saved you from those timberwolves, would you?
@sbarra_anthony Fluttershy: Okay, we’ll be right back, keep him safe Angel!
Angel: I will! *everypony leaves* ...In my tummy! *evil chuckling*
Lachlan: Uh-oh.
@sbarra_anthony Angel: *lying* Don’t worry, I won’t hurt him. *holds him up* You go get that growing thing or whatever, I’ll keep him safe!
@sbarra_anthony Unikitty: HIGH-PITCHED VOICE?! *gasp!* Lachlan, you’re shrinking!
Lachlan: I am? Oh, that explains why everyone’s getting taller.