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@Italiobas Lachlan: Some kind of weird box thingy lodged into the cliffside! *grunting as he tries to pull it out* Grrrr…!!!
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: Bone?! *excited puppy panting*
@Italiobas Lachlan: *licks the juice off his face Scooby-Doo style* Yum! Huh? *he tries to feel the ground under him, but he’s cartoonishly sitting in midair above the beach* Uh-oh! *he falls* WAAAAaaahhh…!!
@Italiobas Lachlan: *he slurped the second smoothie a little too hard, as some of the fruit juice splashed into his eyes* Oof! *stumbling around* Hey, who turned out the lights?
Hitch: *he couldn’t help but laugh a little* https://t.co/rVD77wz1O5
@Italiobas Lachlan: *long gasp* This smoothie… it’s more than just the best smoothie I’ve ever had…! It’s the key to the truth of life!!
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *lays back as the machine goes over him* To a skeleton, it’s a Selfie!
Fluttershy: *giggle* That’s actually true. Now just lay perfectly still.