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@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *takes mask off* Boo! Hahaha!
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: Who is “Lachlan”? I am the Mare in the Moon!
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *puts on a Nightmare Moon mask to scare her* “ROAR!!”
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: Rainbow! Scootaloo! Good timing, you two! *grabs Rainbow’s hoof and Spike’s hand as he grabs Rarity*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *pant* CRYSTAL... *pant* BOULDER... *pant* RUN!!!
Rarity: Settle down! Whatever is the matter?
Spike: Lachlan and I grabbed a crystal as a present for you, but we triggered a booby trap! GAH! HERE IT COMES!!
*Rarity saw a giant boulder rolling towards them fast!*
@sbarra_anthony *just a bit further down the cave, Rarity could hear rapid footsteps and panting heading towards her and the dogs... it was Lachlan and he just found a large crystal*
Lachlan: COMING THROUGH!!! *he sounded frantic*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: Wow, I didn’t know my origin story would be this sweetening!
@sbarra_anthony Applebloom: Sonic... c-can you bring a mountain of hankies for the three of u-us... *sniff*
Sonic: Got it. *brings them the hankies* There you go, feel free to cry all you need.
*the CMCs start crying too*
@sbarra_anthony Pinkie Pie: *stops crying, but keeps hugging Rainbow Dash who is still crying* That was a beautiful story by the way!
Applejack: Ya darn tootin’ it was! And it’s true that our lives are better with lil’ Lachlan ‘round!
Lachlan: Aw, thanks girls!
Rainbow Dash: *crying*
@sbarra_anthony Applebloom: Actually Princess, we were wonderin’, how did you end up as Lachlan’s mom anyway?
Celestia: Oh, that’s a very special story I’ve been meaning to tell.