//=time() ?>
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: Oh yeah? Then watch this! SURPRISE TACKLE!! *tackles Lachlan to the ground and starts tickling his tummy*
Lachlan: *laughing*
@sbarra_anthony *they were lying on a cloud cuddling together*
@sbarra_anthony Sonic: It’s Rainbow Dash! She’s gone missing!
Celestia: Lachlan’s missing as well! His room is wrecked like Rainbow Dash’s!
*everyone gasps*
Applebloom: Y’mean they’ve been... *gulp* ...KIDNAPPED?!
Rarity: THIS IS THE WORST THING POSSIBLE!! *sobbing*
@sbarra_anthony Knuckles: Just tell them Shadow! Cozy’s getting worried!
@sbarra_anthony Rarity: Um... darlings? I think that camera managed to record what happened to him... *points to a security camera*
@sbarra_anthony They follow the trail until it suddenly ends nowhere... Lachlan really did vanish!
Twilight: What? The trail... it just ended!
Starlight: He’s gone.. vanished into thin air...
@sbarra_anthony Unikitty: Then... where did he go...?
*he completely disappeared! The trail of paw prints mysteriously stop randomly*
Applejack: Uh, Ah think Unikitty’s tellin’ the truth! Lachlan just up and vanished without a trace!
*everypony was horrified*
@sbarra_anthony Cream: Mrs. Celestia, why is Mr. Lachlan running around crazy like that? Is he hurt?
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *gulp gulp gulp... TWANG!!* Uhhh....
Starlight: Why... does he have that look in his eyes?
Celestia: Oh, its just his caffeine craziness that makes him hyperactive, nothing to worry about.
*Slip Slide Icecapades from Crash Twinsanity starts playing*
DINGO FRENZY!!!