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@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *finally stops celebrating* Yep! And proud of it! *wagging his tail*
Marty: I gotta say, I’ve never seen a dingo move THAT fast before...!
Lachlan: All my friends back home say the same thing!
@sbarra_anthony *But just as he was about to, he realised how tough he actually was!*
Lachlan: *gasps* Oh ho ho, yeah boiii!! *dancing*
Lachlan: one, Lions: zero, I’m sorry, did we get dat on video?? (Rhetorical question AND Sonic Movie reference!)
@sbarra_anthony Marty: HELP ME!! ANYBODY HELP ME! SOMEBODY!!
*Marty then looked behind the pack of lions to find a bright red blur heading towards him*
Lachlan: Lachlan Dingo to the rescue!
Music: https://t.co/CDLpbLijyw *plays RIGHT at the beat drop as Lachlan fights the evil lions*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: I will! I just wish any one of my friends could come with me...
Rainbow Dash: Aw, chin up buddy, I’m sure you’ll have a great time anyway!
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *sits up tired* Ugh... Huh...? What happened...?
@sbarra_anthony Fluttershy: *sobbing lightly* P-Poor Lachlan...!
*but nopony cried harder than Rainbow Dash, she was BAWLING her eyes out!*
@sbarra_anthony Rarity: Lachlan... please wake up...!
*no response... yet*
@sbarra_anthony *the girls prepare for the inevitable... KABOOOOOM!!*
Lachlan: *panting* (HE DID IT!! He saved his friends’ lives and Equestria from impending doom!)
@sbarra_anthony Cozy Glow: So, a little light show won’t help you!
Chrysalis: Prepare to be destroyed... FOREVER!!
Lachlan: Well... if I’m destined to die... AT LEAST I’LL PROTECT THE PONIES I LOVE WITH ALL MY HEART!!