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HAPPY #AceWeek FROM RILEY!
What they lack in sexual attraction, they make up for in a near boundless appetite for junk food, corpses, and rodents. 🖤💜
If you mix up ghosts and ghouls online, you’re dead to Riley.
If you mix up ghosts and ghouls in front of Riley, you’re dead to everyone.
I was a brunette before I died! The colors ghosts change after they die depends on the way they died - murder victims tend to be warmer colors, and people who died from accidents have cooler colors! https://t.co/TfIBxcfVfq
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Who’s YOUR favorite Less Is Morgue villain?
FEAT. Todd, Nosferatina, Jordy P, and Scott Thomas.
Have you ever noticed how, whenever Riley smiles even a little bit, something terrible always happens?
We suspect Deep State involvement. 👁
There are two types of friends when it comes to relationship advice.
@mlmreid Riley already has a lot going on in the ear department, too