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(1/34) Sometimes there's no malice involved. Sometimes, a lizard just wants to have some peace and quiet after his workout, and anyone unfortunate enough to be occupying the shower room at the time is as good as dead.
(1/2) Don't you hate it when you're brain needs a bit of peace and quiet to wake up, and your latest hookup just won't stop screaming and complaining? I mean, really, Mejii was lucky enough to still be alive come morning! What more could he have asked for?
I'm not usually one for sparing my prey, even when it's just to eat them later, but @SabathSaline was so adorable when she came along asking for an autograph on her favourite picture of mine, that I decided to give her a few more days to live~
"Friends get special treatment"
By Rufia on FA
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