//=time() ?>
“I love how unapologetically stupid you are sometimes” - my husband...
GET YOU A PARTNER WHO LOVES YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE 😭💗
Come on Barbie let’s go party
https://t.co/qRkn5oCcCX https://t.co/zhmQNyzWVb
Me vs genderbent me! He looks tall but he’d probably be like 5’3” https://t.co/tjKiZok7Ev
Happy Birthday @LilyPichu 💗💗💗 I hope you have the comfiest of days 🌸
Drew: *playing Digimon game*
Drew: I bet Numemon is really good at cunnalingus
Me:
Me: I really wish you hadn’t said that
Numemon: