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@PecanSanVT Dang do I really give off that much of a fuckboy vibe?
@NephBlackburn Well, you know I'm a big fan of your design, so I'd wanna get one, but you gotta sell me on the accessories. What do you come with? A Waluigi hat or a Shadow plushie? What about those alternate faces?
I promise I didn't make a single one of these up, these are all official Optimus Prime toys that exist in real life and that you can buy https://t.co/iqsaZBEH8A
WHOOPS haha my hand slipped and did a few more. Optimus does have a lot of evil recolors huh? https://t.co/YlJ0dOWdBM
Keeping the ages old tradition of re-releasing every Optimus in white and teal as Ultra Magnus (I can't think of Pride puns) https://t.co/gnCqh7FsKJ
@naniSohrei if you're seriously interested we can talk things out 👁️👁️
@TheUberBadnik I was gonna go "well actually..." because there's this thing called "pretender technology" that transformers use to disguise themselves as humans, so it wouldn't be the first time...
turns out Optimus's pretender form is, of all god damn things
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