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Happy 42nd birthday to @TVsKyle. I know the first one is the same one I used for the past two years, but that's because I've been busy lately.
#Shrek20thAnniversary
#Shrek: "Ogres are like onions."
Donkey: (Sniff) "They stink?"
Shrek: "Yes-NO!"
Donkey: "Or they make you cry?"
Shrek: "Nooo!"
Donkey: "Oh! you leave them out in the sun, they get all brown start sprouting little white hairs."
Shrek: "NOOOOO, LAYERS!...."