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Me: ALRIGHT! I got myself a heat resistant glove to work with! NOW I'll be completely immune to WHATEVER this hot glue gun throws at me!
Hot Glue Gun: *pour molten glue all over my crotch*
Me:....
Ain't no Monday work morning more powerful than @TheRaichu_ when he gets his morning cup of coffee.
Coworker: Hey Toshabi, take a look at these Beastars fan art pieces!
Me: Ah! I really like these pieces. They're super good!
Coworker: Haha, yeah me too.
Coworker: ........ say, Toshabi, do you know what furries are?
Me: .......