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Anybody wanna join my cult? We have feasts on the daily! (Disregard who - I mean what is being feasted on...)
You know when you just can't stop burping and your belly starts to bloat?
Yeah, me, too. https://t.co/zdPawj131O
vore commission for @nominal49933896 !
seems the shoebill was feeling peckish...
Fun fact: I burp when I'm hungry.
I also burp when I'm full.
And I burp when my belly's just vibing.
I burp a lot.
Friendly reminder that I'm fat, hungry, and a mythical being who might grace you with my presence without warning.
I'm also tiny, with an appetite that matches that of a much larger creature... So if you hear my tummy growl, help me out, won't you?