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#WorstThingIEverBought Dead Batteries!
#MyEvilFairyGodMother turned my pumpkin into a carriage!
#RejectedSpaceshipCaptains Cap'n Crunch!
Rocket Man #TunesFromAnotherWorld
I was the designated driver #AndIWasNotEvenDrunk.
#BeforeSummer I need a new body!