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#WorstThingIEverBought Dead Batteries!
#MyEvilFairyGodMother turned my pumpkin into a carriage!
#RejectedSpaceshipCaptains Cap'n Crunch!
Rocket Man #TunesFromAnotherWorld
I was the designated driver #AndIWasNotEvenDrunk.
#DoNot____The____ Do Not Touch The Red Button because I coughed on it!
#OneTimeIWasSoTired that I rode a turtle!
#MyFutureHasToInclude Death!
#WhenYouNeedAFriend You got one in me!
#RejectedTrekStorylines When people say beam up, Scotty! He gives people rides in his Beamer!