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Dude you gotta clean up the mat when you're done. The janitors are gonna go on strike!
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These peasants are revolting!
It's called a shower, ya bumpkins!
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Smashin' goblins and wreckin jobbers... joblins.
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Hey, HEY clean up your shadow gunk AND your fire spills! D8<
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Robo arms and gun-gauntlets, what happened to the simpler days of casting spells with a stick??
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Sorry, can't hear you over the sound o'these NERDS NERDIN' IT UP IN HERE
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Alignments, encumbrance, you can just ignore those rules, most folks do.
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Listen whether it's oversized weaponry or volatile magic fire it's gonna be hard findin' a party with all the friendly damage you're dealin'.
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