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RE: In Today’s Celebrity News
“Your nemeses will defeat themselves before you get the chance to swing.”
RE: In More Important News
Come on Georgia! Flip the Senate! Thank you @staceyabrams !!!
Just an FYI @jackantonoff @lenadunham IM FINALLY GETTING TO SEE BLEACHERS IN COLUMBUS OH AND IM CRYING HAPPY
This is like the plot in the Incredibles when they start prosecuting all the super heros and President Buddy is going to kill us all.
My dad just told me out of the blue to give him and my mom cheap funerals.