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@NigelGraz This is Andraste. Born a man but turned into a woman by a trickster god, she became that god's only follower after realizing she was trans and preferred the new body.
Runs several brothels that are a front for her assassination guild. Enjoys cheap liquor and expensive lingerie.
Me five minutes ago: "Oh man, all my friends are posting selfies, I should too!"
Me now: "...wait a minute."
@grimsgay Pick your two favorites of my Zombie Maids. They like hot tea~
(There is no wrong answer they're all so cute)
@GhostEnnit Professional sleeper, world champion four years running.
@hextropy I am the nicest.
Ignore the pile of corpses.