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Tolkien subverted our expectations long before it was cool by naming this guy “Bulge” and then never once making mention of the size of his dong
“Okay, Soyjak. Open wide.”
“Do what now?”
“Imagine Disney just announced another first gay character.”
“WAAAAOOOOO-“
@EthanVanSciver @thomasroiloup Ain’t no way you’re talking about falling numbers
I don’t really read comics anymore but The Darkness video game tie-in graphic novel makes a nice substitute for an official art book
SO ANYWAY LOIS, THE WITCH KING WASN’T KILLED BECAUSE EOWYN IS A WOMAN AS THE FILM WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE BUT BY THE BARROW BLADE MERRY PIERCED HIM WITH HE GETS THE BARROW BLADE IN A CHAPTER OF THE BOOK THAT IS CONSPICUOUSLY ABSENT FROM THE FILMS FREAKIN SWEET RIGHT NYEHEHEHEHEHE