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All of David Jaffe’s bad takes on gaming make sense when you realize his most famous projects made little-to-no use of the right analog stick and gave you no control over the camera
Tolkien subverted our expectations long before it was cool by naming this guy “Bulge” and then never once making mention of the size of his dong
“Okay, Soyjak. Open wide.”
“Do what now?”
“Imagine Disney just announced another first gay character.”
“WAAAAOOOOO-“
@EthanVanSciver @thomasroiloup Ain’t no way you’re talking about falling numbers
I don’t really read comics anymore but The Darkness video game tie-in graphic novel makes a nice substitute for an official art book