🌴🦜 Crassus 🍹🌺さんのイラストまとめ

@fumpalaquio Just wait two more years please bro

@smolpinkcat Hi I'm Crassus, occasional writer and history and firearms enthusiast and full-time shitposter, I make threads primarily about African conflicts and sometimes post my fiction writings, and also post my parrot frequently. Do not I repeat DO NOT follow me (unless you want to)

I think in some games, they'll punish you for looking at the player's ass for too long—but in others they model the ass to be super well done since you're looking at it all the time 😏🍑

Thanks again 10x for making this tactical shirt onesie shitpost come to life! @griiffziilla

@B00L34NULL Him

@Softnooble Rate my caiman? 👉👈

Simping over girls I’m not sure will even acknowledge me if they exist https://t.co/MhWfZI53MK

This may be a NSFWish confession so sorry, but I thank God every day that I chose to give myself an Amazon parrot sona instead of a goat simpsona, because I can't trust myself to keep my inhibitions in check if I am given such taboo power.

Fuck you Asriel, you rat twunk bastard.

MEMETIC KILL AGENT ACTIVATED

I have just remembered how absolutely MASSIVE the pelican from Halo is, even compared to the IRL C-130 Hercules.

Makes me wonder how massive other Halo vehicles are and how I kind of took their size for granted.

I said Id sperg over this earlier, so here I am, guys: THREAD on my personal philosophy on OCs/sonas and their design.

I'm including images from @/Legitamerica, @/AlphaiGuess, @/ILike_Birds and @/K_Bloodstein in this OP in particular and will credit the other artists at the end.