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The Mom Paradox is even stronger during the Holidays🎄🎁
today's mood is: my friend @alliestration feeling spicy in her new shirt
today's mood is: very badly and loudly singing (yelling) Björk's 'It's Oh so Quiet' while doing your daily chores
today's mood is: really badly needing vacations, a 48 hours nap, and at least 7 shots of vodka
today's mood is: literally just waiting for Sunday to be able to watch a new episode of Doctor Who because nothing else matters
today's mood is: forgetting to put pants on (again) before taking the elevator to go retrieve your UberEats order
today's mood is: being gay for the firefighter lady who sold calendars