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@/Crunchy_Chaos Codename: The Walking Potatstrophe. Extreme Pyromaniac. Combustibles and flammables are prohibited when handling this specimen.
@/Maid Aka. The other half of the Maid tato pair. Younger but still just as dangerous.
@/NewruGuru Codename: Spudru. Poses no threat. Extremely co-operative. Similar to the Specimen named Pastato.
@/Dinoallen and Co. Codename: [REDACTED] Coloquially known as the Tater Twins. Approach with caution. Also of Infernal origin. Spiritual assistance is recommended.
@/VanceFeste Codename: [REDACTED] Coloquially known as "Funny Spud". Twisted sense of humour. Ignore all jokes this specimen makes. Laughter fuels him.
@/VictoriaAamon Codename: Potoria Almond. Abnormal Keratin deposits gives her the ability to grow horns. Specimen is also of Infernal origins. Spiritual assistance recommended when handling her.
@/PastelVtuber Codename: Pastato. Poses no threat. Extremely Co-operative.
@/EnsandIsJammin Codename: Enspud. The blood of this specimen is 50% Human. The other half is of unknown origin.