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.@LaLiga: “5⃣0⃣0⃣ 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦
🏆 10 titles
⚽️ 451 goals
Leo Messi is La Liga history 👽.”
.@BleacherReport: “When you're Leo Messi, you get the biggest release clause.”
.@LaLiga: “The Artist.
2010/11: 18 assists
2014/15: 18 assists
2019/20: 19 assists
Messi breaks his own record of 18 assists in a La Liga season!”
.@RayHudson [on Messi not being nominated for the 2018 FIFA Best Player]: “When La La Land didn't win the Oscar for Best Picture, I gave up on all types of awards. I should've learned from Gandhi, when it won the Oscar for Best Costume — lots of really nice sheets.” #Oscars
.@jodyrosen: “Messi is a trickster and a funnyman, like an old-time silent-movie star. Many of his greatest moments play out like slapstick farce, leaving pratfalling defenders littered across the pitch.”
.@WhoScored: “Lionel Messi has the outright lead in Europe's top five leagues for both goals (25) and assists (11).
The @FCBarcelona star has had a direct hand in at least nine more goals (36) than any other player.”