Logging onto Twitter like-
EVERYDAY IS A BLESSING!! I AM CRYING IN AWE, MARVELING AT GOD’S MANY CREATIONS AND AT THE CONCEPT OF LIFE ITSELF!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!
GODDAMNIT
The Commander took the Logistics team (I’m in it, not in an Echelon yet but soon) to the beach! I love the beach and the sun! Especially the sand! It’s smooth, soft, and warm, and it’s easy to draw stuff!!
H-Hey guys! It’s me, Uz- I mean, HK416! No… I’m not Uzi, she’s dumb and would never think of this. *She whispers to you.* D-Do you think anyone will notice?
*Munch munch munch…* Mmmph? Oh, just eating breakfast and reading the paper! I see the Commander do the same thing, and he is very successful! If I do it, I’ll be just like him!!! No excuse me, you’re distracting me. I need to read…
@HazoDDD Fake and gay, didn’t happen. 0/10
I CANNOT SLEEP!! NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I CANT!! AND I BLAME MY NEIGHBOR LISTENING TO LOUD ASS MUSIC!! WHAT KIND OF MUSIC JUST GOES “YES YES HARDER YES YES OH OH” FOR THIRTY MINUTES STRAIGHT?! I CAN FEEL THE BASS KNOCKING MY WALL TOO!!! UUUUUGGHH!!!
