Minataur ➡️ BlueSkyさんのイラストまとめ

@KIRUCHl

@VaporwAvery HIMB!!!

@Moxagita DUDE REALLY CREATED SEXY OCS OUT OF HIS OWN DNA AND THEN DROVE AROUND IN A VAN TRYING TO MAKE KIDS SMART LIKE SOME KIND OF LATE-STAGE HELICOPTER PARENT

ALL BECAUSE HE WAS DENIED A LITTLE MELON BOY

@FreakM99 EYES EMOJI

@AxeloftheKey She’s a GODDESS! 😎

I can’t pick just one so have FOUR #ComfortOCs

https://t.co/sTqY5HWTxG

@Northborn_Sword you’d eventually have to pick from one of two branching routes and depending on your choice you’d either be gently let down bc she’s too focused on her career and kids or become an infamous power couple at the cost of having constant hangovers and zero stability lol

Shower her with praise

(art is by matte bat, laveerie, and artbumby)

ngl it was this wretched boomer comic that got me thinking about this today, sorry your legs got blown off by an IED while you were slaughtering brown people for oil companies but you did 0% to defend anyone’s rights and freedoms buddy