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@riotbreakerr i love your happy eyes, every time i look at this pic it fills me with joy
@Moxagita DUDE REALLY CREATED SEXY OCS OUT OF HIS OWN DNA AND THEN DROVE AROUND IN A VAN TRYING TO MAKE KIDS SMART LIKE SOME KIND OF LATE-STAGE HELICOPTER PARENT
ALL BECAUSE HE WAS DENIED A LITTLE MELON BOY
@Northborn_Sword you’d eventually have to pick from one of two branching routes and depending on your choice you’d either be gently let down bc she’s too focused on her career and kids or become an infamous power couple at the cost of having constant hangovers and zero stability lol
Shower her with praise
(art is by matte bat, laveerie, and artbumby)