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@remspeedwagon I didn’t need to even use google, instead I just went through the recent images you’ve posted to the group chat
@MerMetalBard Garbodor! This defender is utter GARBAGE, but honestly top tier pick. Their true passion is climate change and cultivating bio diversity so you’ll often find them in the jungle picking up litter and eating it. ☺️
@casskhaw For the birthday person themself, Eiscue! A defender who has zero map awareness and just likes to chill at home base building snowmen! If they have to fight they will by letting their teammates swing them around as a living weapon, don't worry they can't feel a thing.
@ToniLeBeau @casskhaw Drampa! An all-rounder who just loves a good chat and a nice cup of coffee, when you come to visit them in bottom lane they'll have a nice cozy bush to sit in while you catch up! They're not focused on winning though, for they are eternal. Drampa will see the end of time.
@FaceDeNation Bewear! This all-rounder just wants a hug! (By hug I mean aggressively squeezing the enemy into submission, slowly draining all life from their body as they crush bones and eventually suffocate their victim until the sweet release of death comes to them.) THEYRE SO CUDDLY
@luminiferous Swalot! This absolute GENTLEMAN is a the perfect support for you. They are here to serve their carry in every way possible from presenting them with a fresh handkerchief to swallowing the enemy whole, completely uninstalling their game for them.
@Malhidael Probopass! This defender doesn’t let anything get past their nose, they’ll smell you from a mile away! When they’re not being beefums in lane you can find them doing lines of coke with Rotom. Don’t get too close though or you might get sucked in too!
Gonna be playing Apocalypse World for the first time with some friends and I’m stoked about my character Peek-a-Boo, the Child-Thing.
They like bees. They’ve never seen a bee before. They would like to see a bee please.